To West India Quay Cineworld...

... to see the Chronicles of Narnia.

Dreadful. Innocent children caught up in a battle. They learn to fight through a a belief in their righteousness - does learning about military strategy and battle training count for nothing? All men have to do, it seems, is to reach into their soul and fighting comes easily. What does that say about us?

Over two hours. Nothing much happens. Well, after an hour and a half I was willing them back into their wardrobe.